Merry Medifast!

Hey! Long time no read! I missed you guys like an albino person misses pigment. (Disclaimer: If you are albino, please do not be offended because I think you are totally awesome).  Soooo... what's been going on, you guys? Wow that is so interesting! Huh? Oh, you want to know what's going on with me? How sweet of you to ask! WELL, I'm pretty sure I told ya'll earlier that I am now working for Medifast. I wasn't blogging a lot during training because I wanted to be all that I could be (GO MEDIFAST ARMY!).  SO anyway, I was studying really hard to make sure all those knowledge things were inside my brain area.  I think I also told you that I get to go on the plan myself and that I would relay all the delicious details to you. So Merry Medifast because those dreams are about to come true.

I started the diet exactly one week ago. The biggest surprise to me is that I am seriously NEVER hungry. You get to eat 6 small meals throughout the day so it really keeps your energy high and your stomach full and your metabolism revving in all its blazing glory! I have already lost 5 lbs. That's right... FIVE. Count 'em: one, two, three, four, five. (Good job).  As far as the diet goes, allow me to share with you some of my fave menu items.

1) Mint Chocolate Crunch Bars: (they are like a Bat mitzvah in my mouth.... if I were Jewish). So what I am saying is that they taste like girl scout cookies.

2) Medifast BROWNIES! : WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!?!  YOU GET TO EAT BROWNIES ON A DIET?! OH EM GEE. Yep, Medifast makes a brownie that is not only fortified with 24 vitamins and minerals, but also fortified with decadent taste tickling magic.

3) Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal: Let me preface this by saying, that I am not an "oatmeal person". What's an "oatmeal person" you ask? Oh you know. You know those "warm, fuzzy, I get up early in the mornings and eat my oatmeal" people. See, I usually either like to BITE something or drink it.  The in between texture just doesn't seem to work for me.  My mouth just doesn't seem to know what to do with it, and neither does my gag reflex (YOU'RE WELCOME).  However, after gaining some insight from fellow Medifastees... Medifasters... Medifastites... I added more water and just a kiss of cinnamon and it's like my digestive system was giving my nervous system a hug.  It was a beautiful, cozy, delicious waltz of symbiotic euphoria.  Now I actually look forward to the morn because of my nutritious, appliscious, wake up call.  

So just wanted to give you a quick update. I will write some longer posts either later in the week or DEFINITELY this weekend. Thanks for reading my Wednesday Wombats! 

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