My First Bejeweled Blost.

OH, hey there! My name is Jessica Renee Black. What's yours? Oh that's a beautiful name. Nice to meet you. Thanks for reading my first Blost. That's pronounced Blo-st. It's a combo between blog and post. You heard it here first. You're welcome. I really don't like to use any more words than necessary... oh WHO AM I KIDDING YES I DO. But anyway, you're probably going to be seeing a lot of combo non-words. It will happen, and you will like it. So I guess I have a Blog now?? Ok, so here's how this is going to go. I am going to post every day. That's right. You heard me. EVERY. DAY. I hope this experience will be as good for you as it is for me. It's kind of like we are dating. You will get to know me, and I will get to know you, and then we will fall madly in love. Don't worry, I will hide all my flaws at least until after the first three months. I decided to join the bandwagon A) Because it's cathartic 2) Because certain careers like to see what you can create and iii) Because I wanted to, so back up off of me. In the words of the Great Beyonce, "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS JELLY".

I decided to call my blog Chocolate Cyanide because that is how I envision this process going. The absurdity bubbling in my brain that will likely erupt onto this blog is probably a little bit disastrous, but also intermingled with sporadically sweet pieces of insight. So buckle up because it's going to be a bumpy, bedazzlingly awesome ride. Here we go... Did anyone bring snacks?

Ok, so I'm aware that everybody and their cousin's dry cleaner has a blog these days, but I promise to do my best to make it good if you will help me. I mean REALLY GOOD, you guys. I will have it blow your mind, and help you figure out world peace, and make you pancakes on Saturday morning. So here is what I need from you. Yes... YOU. You in the skinny jeans (I figure that covers just about everyone, right?). Ok, and everyone else... if you will let me know what you care about, like to read/watch, what works/doesn't work, and how I can improve, then I promise to do all I can to bring you content that matters. Let me know what is awesome and what is completely ridiculous (the not good kind of ridiculous).

So I guess that's it for today, Kiddies. Now that we have been introduced, I hope you will revisit me daily to find out what train wreck I have gotten myself into or maybe even a few savory pieces of stumbled upon wisdom. Chocolate Cyanide will be ever-evolving so DON'T MISS OUT.

Tomorrow I will post a bunch of SugJESStions (see what I did there? Do you see? Of course you get it, you smart & funny charmer) on how I plan to format the blog, including different topic ideas and other cool things that sound more exciting than topics ideas.

The end.

From: me... JESS.

Until tomorrow,

(Don't do anything I would do.)